Internet dating is not for the faint hearted, and that sense of remorse, pitifulness and considerate compassion for the like-minded souls reaching out on those pages quickly becomes replaced by a regime almost close to military.
Not physically appealing, from the west, from the south, too fat, too much of a poser, a loser, too short, too tall, too little….too much….It was all like a mathematical equation for LOVE. If love is math than I’m an imaginary number.
Basically, what can one do to grab someone’s attention long enough to entice them that doesn’t include a nipple tease or a face like Bridgette Bardot. Luckily I have a face that isn’t too below par of Bridgette Bardot and I make the promise of a love for skinny dips and all time funs. I also really love coffee and watching DVD’s on the couch. Translation: I might fuck you on the first date but you could take me home to mum. That’s me. Want me. Love me. Need Me. Please. Please?
